Happy Halloween
Kworldstyle will like to wish you a
May you have an awesome Halloween that you can remember throughout the years
Trick or treat
~smell my feet give me something good to eat~
(who remembers this yahoo joke :)) )
And now some Halloween jokes
Q - Why do witches fly on brooms?
A - Because vacuum cleaners are too expensive!
Q - Why did the tiny ghost join the football squad?
A - He had heard that they needed a little team spirit !
A - He had heard that they needed a little team spirit !
Q - Who did the boy monster take to the Halloween dance?
A - His bootiful ghoul-friend.
A - His bootiful ghoul-friend.
Q - What do spooks call their Navy?
A - The ghost guard.
A - The ghost guard.
Q - What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A - Boo Boos
A - Boo Boos
Q - Why couldn't the mummy attend the meeting?
A - He was all tied up.
A - He was all tied up.
Q - What did they call the female broom rider after she crash landed on the beach?
A - A "Sand Witch" !!!
A - A "Sand Witch" !!!
Q - What do you call a dumb skeleton?
A - A "Bone Head"!!!
A - A "Bone Head"!!!
Q - Why do ghosts eat only the finest quality health food?
A - Because its super-natural !
A - Because its super-natural !
Q - What magazine do ghosts love to read?
A - Good Housecreeping
A - Good Housecreeping
Q - What type of make-up do witches use?
A - Mask-scare-a
A - Mask-scare-a
Q - Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
A - Because he's a pain in the neck!
A - Because he's a pain in the neck!
Q - What do birds sing on Halloween?
A - "Trick or Tweet!!"
A - "Trick or Tweet!!"